Festivity Level 3: Your guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects, singing "I can't get no satisfaction," gulping down other peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas tree ornaments and placing hors d'oeuvres in the upright piano to see what happens when the little hammers strike. sugar cubes Heat up the wine and hard stuff (which may be substituted with wine for the faint of heart) in a big pot after adding all the other stuff EXCEPT the sugar cubes. -- Cheers, The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter Coach: What'll it be, Normie? Take away crime from the white collar worker and you will rob him of his last vestige of job interest. Feiffer American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. -- Joseph Conrad Between 19, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate. And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.") This would save millions of dollars, so I have no doubt that the public would violently support a law requiring airbags on congressmen.
[...] (IBM motto: "If you can't read our assembly language, you must be borderline dyslexic, and we don't want you to mess with it anyway"). I suspect most of the definitions are of the type "Oh, it used to be ok in the implementation even though it wasn't defined, and it turns out that Windows doesn't work if we change it, so we'll define darkness to be the new standard"..) - Linus Torvalds Interface definitions tend to be treated a little differently to "code". -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach: Beer, Norm? -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone Coach: What's doing, Norm? Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the U. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS), describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on the environment, and anticipated opposition. There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl. a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.
But as I keep trying to beat into people - if you are going to mix GPL and non GPL code see a lawyer - thats what they are there for - Alan Cox on linux-kernel And there was much suffering among the people, for g was a necessity. But give me the rambling rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and together we'll face the world. These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle Bigger Propositions. -- Norman Augustine If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.
For instance, number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection," a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority.
Think of any three-digit number, then select the corresponding buzzword from each column.
Any further difficulties, open the second envelope.
Then, if problems continue, open the third envelope.Good luck." The new manager returned to his office and tossed the envelopes into a drawer. It said, "Reorganize." He held another press conference, announcing that the division would be restructured. A year later, everything went wrong at once and the manager was blamed for all of it.Six months later, costs soared and earnings plummeted. The harried executive closed his office door, sank into his chair, and opened the third envelope. The idea there was that consumers would bring their broken electronic devices, such as television sets and VCR's, to the destruction centers, where trained personnel would whack them (the devices) with sledgehammers.And one rose up from the mass and cried, "Lord Root, if thou canst not help us, then call upon the gods of far [email protected] for among them are sages of wisdom who may be of help! What is the possibility of this being added in the future? But they didn't imply that you were to be impractical and refuse to take twice the value for a house if a buyer was such an idiot that he didn't force you down on the asking price. So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it. And that's why you've decided to start doing things yourself. In fact, most home projects are impossible, which is why you should do them yourself." - bug report from Sean Callanan send to the GCC mailing list I might be able to shoehorn a reference count in on top of the numeric value by disallowing multiple references on scalars with a numeric value, but it wouldn't be as clean. In the near future, the probability is close to zero. -- Sinclair Lewis, "Babbitt" According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something everyone should do at least 6 times a day. The "professional" arrives in a truck with lettering on the sides and deposits a large quantity of tools and two assistants who spend the better part of the week in your basement whacking objects at random with heavy wrenches, after which the "professional" returns and gives you a bill for slightly more money than it would cost you to run a successful campaign for the U. You figure, "If those guys can fix my furnace, then so can I. There is no point in paying other people to screw things up when you can easily screw them up yourself for far less money. -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ... R: Allotment of appendages for mice will be: Four foot-leg assemblies, one tail. None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.Getting rid of script kiddies is nice, but fsckwits who are directly responsible for current situation should be first against the wall. Try increasing the voltage to your CPUs by .1V, or by taking the BP6 and introducing it to a hammer. - Benjamian La Haise not recommending the Abit BP6 motherboard on lkml I guess thinking about the implications will come when the Hurd people seriously start porting their beast to other microkernels, say L4 ;) This should be a spectacle worth watching (from a safe distance). -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 1 Woody: What's going down, Mr. Matarese, Fulda, West Germany; as seen in "Letters", Time magazine, p. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. (10) The employee who has performed his labours faithfully and without a fault for five years, will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the business permit it. This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign. I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was. IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.