Big Shot Steve Blake – Los Andray Blatche – Bulletproof, Cabbage Blatche, Ziploc Mark Blount – Big Basic Matt Bonner – The Red Rocket Andrew Bogut – Bogey, Bogues, The Bogey Man Carlos Boozer – Booze Chris Bosh – CB4 Elton Brand – EB, E-Beasie Corey Brewer – The Drunken Dribbler, C-B, C-Brew Ronnie Brewer – Brewdog Aaron Brooks – AB Kobe Bryant – The Black Mamba, KB-24, Kob-Me, Lord of the Rings Caron Butler – Tough Juice, Caronimo, CB3 Rasual Butler – Sual Bop Andrew Bynum – Socks, The A-Train, Bynumite Jose Calderon – The Ocho, Ocho Special Marcus Camby – The Cambyman Brian Cardinal – The Janitor, The Custodian Matt Carroll – The Hammer Sam Cassell – Sam I Am Vince Carter – Vinsanity, Half-man Half-amazing, VC, Air Canada Mario Chalmers – Super Mario, Superintendent, Super Nintendo Josh Childress – J-Chill Nick Collison – Border Collie Mike Conley – Money Mike Daequan Cook – The Chef Austin Croshere – Cro, the Crusher Samuel Dalembert – The Haitian Sensation, D-Bert Erick Dampier – Damp Marquis Daniels – Quis Baron Davis – B-Diddy, Boom Dizzle, B-Dazzled, Too Easy, The Baron Glen Davis – Big Baby Ricky Davis – Get Buckets, Grits N Gravy, Slick Rick, Ricky Buckets Luol Deng – The Man from Sudan Boris Diaw – 3D Yakhouba Diawara – Kooba Desagana Diop – Gana Juan Dixon – Da Juan Keyon Dooling – KD Chris Douglass-Roberts – Buckets, CDR Jared Dudley – Studley, Junkyard Dog Chris Duhon – Du Tim Duncan – The Big Fundamental, Timmay, Groundhog Day Mike Dunleavy – The Natural Kevin Durant – KD, K-Dog, K-Smoove, The Second Coming, The Durantula Jordan Farmar – J-Farm Raymond Felton – Felts Michael Finley – Fin Derek Fisher – Fish, D-Fish TJ Ford – The Little Engine, Texas Tornado Adonal Foyle – The Cobra Steve Francis – Stevie Franchise Channing Frye – Buffet of Goodness Dan Gadzuric – The Flying Dutchman, Big Dan, Gadzooks Danilo Gailinari – Il Gallo (The Rooster) Francisco Garcia – Latin Assassin, Frank Jorge Garbajosa – Garbo Kevin Garnett – The Big Ticket, The Kid, KG Marc Gasol – Tanketa Pau Gasol – The Meal Ticket, Picasso, PG, Spanish Fly Daniel Gibson – Boobie Manu Ginobili – Gino, El Contusion, Balki Bartokomous, Obi-Wan Ginobili Drew Gooden – The Truth (*he claims this was his before Pierce), The Big Drizzle Ben Gordon – Gentle Ben, Madison Square Gordon, Air Gordon Eric Gordon – The Hobbit Gerald Green – G-Money, Ice, High-5 Jeff Green – Green Monster, The Predator Adrian Griffin – The Hawk Danny Granger – Danny G Richard Hamilton – Rip Matt Harpring – The Bulldog OThella Harrington – The Big O Devin Harris – The Cheese Factor Jason Hart – J-Hart Udonis Haslem – U-D, Udominator Spencer Hawes – Hee Brendan Haywood – Baby Huey Walter Herrmann – Fabio Grant Hill – G-Money Kirk Hinrich – Captain Kirk Al Horford – The Dominican Stallion, Horf Robert Horry – Big Shot Bob, Big Shot Rob Eddie House – E-House, E-Money Dwight Howard – D12, Thunder, Man Child, Thundercat, D-Bo, Superman Josh Howard – J-Ho, Jo-How Troy Hudson – T-Hud Larry Hughes – Smooth Kris Humpries – K-Hump, Humpty-Hump, Hump Lindsey Hunter – The Hunter Steven Hunter – The Postman Andre Iguodala – AI 2.0, Iggy, Dolla Billz Zydrunas Ilgauskus – Big Z, The Riddler, The Wall Allen Iverson – AI, The Answer, Jewelz, Me Myself and Iverson, The Third Degree, Bubba Chuck Royal Ivey – Cheese Jarett Jack – JJ Luke Jackson – Cool Hand Luke Steven Jackson – Action, Captain Jack Jerome James – Big Snacks Lebron James – King James, Bron Bron, LBJ, The Chosen One, L-Train Mike James – Pit Bull Sarunas Jasikevicius – Jazzy Cabbages Al Jefferson – Big Al, the Big Classic Richard Jefferson – RJ Yi Jianlian – The Chairman Joe Johnson – Joe Cool, JJ Damon Jones – The Specialist, DJ Eddie Jones – EJ Fred Jones – Indiana Jones Chris Kaman – The Caveman, Shaggy, The Zombie, Crazy Clown Jason Kapono – Jay-K Jason Kidd – J-Kidd, Mr.
Triple Double, Ason Kidd Andrei Kirilenko – AK-47 Linas Kleiza – The Menace, TV-L Kyle Korver – K2, K-Squared Nenad Krstic – Curly, Ballistic Krstic Mark Madsen – The Mad Dog Jamal Magloire – The Big Cat Stephon Marbury – Starbury Shawn Marion – The Matrix Kenyon Martin – K-Mart, Bad Ass Yellow Boy, Sir Dunks-A-Lot Kevin Martin – Kid N Play, K-Mart, K-Money Donyell Marshall – D-Marsh, Yell Desmond Mason- The Cowboy, D-Mase Jason Maxiell – J-Max, Mad Max OJ Mayo – Grocery List Lus Richard M’bah a Moute – The Prince Antonio Mc Dyess – Dice Tracy Mc Grady – T-Mac Jeff Mc Innis – Mc Nasty, J-Mac, The Maestro Darius Miles – D-Miles, The Punisher Darko Milicic – Donny Darko, The Human Victory Cigar Andre Miller – The Penguin Yao Ming – The Dynasty, The Wall, The Great Wall, Shaqie Chan Cuttino Mobley – Cat Nazr Mohammed – The Prophet Jamario Moon – The Screwdriver, Super Jamario, Apollo 33 Adam Morrison – Stache, Pornstache, Mo, Ammo Alonzo Mourning – Zo Ronald Murray – Flip Dikembe Mutombo – Mt Mutombo, Cookie Monster, Deke Bostjan Nachbar – Boki Eduardo Najera – The Flying Mexican Steve Nash – Nashty, Hair Canada, Captain Canada Juan Carlos Navarro – La Bomba Jameer Nelson – Lightning Rasho Nesterovic – Sho Sho Joakim Noah – Dr. Jermaine O’Neal – JO Shaquille O’Neal – Shaq, The Diesel, Shaq-Fu, Big Aristotle, Wilt Chamberneezy, Officer Shaq, Big Daddy, The Big Baryshnikov, Dr.
With his new contract the least he could is buy Bernard Pollard a steak dinner.
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Kobe's trippin because he's been given a one game suspension for elbowing Manu Ginobili in the face on Sunday.
No, The Noble One Andres Nocioni – Chapu, Noch, The Glue Factory Dirk Nowitzki – Diggler, Batman, Irk Fabricio Oberto – Fabio Lamar Odom – The Goods, Odominator Emeka Okafor – EO-50, Blackula, Oak Tree Mehmet Okur – Memo, Money Man Patrick O’Bryant— Notorious P. Shaq, The Big Cactus Travis Outlaw – Trout Anthony Parker – AP Tony Parker – TP, Mr.
Longoria Ruben Patterson – The Kobe Stopper, The Nanny Stopper Chris Paul – CP3 Oleksiy Pecherov – The White Hole Kendrick Perkins – Perk, Swamp Thang Morris Peterson – Mo-Pete, MP3 Paul Pierce – The Truth, P-Sqaured Mickael Pietrus – MP2, Air France Eric Piatkowski – The Polish Rifle James Posey – The X-Factor, Po-Po Tayshaun Prince – Prince of The Palace, Tay Joel Pryzbilla – The Vanilla Gorilla, Ghostface Vladimir Radmanovic – Radman Zach Randolph – Z-Bo Michael Redd – Redd Hot, Silky, Max JJ Reddick – The Poet Luke Ridnour – Frodo, The Mop, Cool Hand Luke, Lucky Luke Jason Richardson – J-Rich Quentin Richardson – Q-Rich Nate Robinson – Nate The Great, Krypto-Nate Sergio Rodriguez – Spanish Chocolate Derrick Rose – D-Rose, Pooh Malik Rose – Shaq of The NAC Quinton Ross – Q-Ross Brandon Roy – The Natural, The Golden Boy, B-Roy, The Blade Kareem Rush – K-Rush John Salmons – Buck Brian Scalabrine – Veal, Scal, The Ginger Ninja Mouhamed Sene – Flavor Flav Bobby Simmons – Chinese Food Craig Smith – Cookie, Cookie Monster, Jax, The Rhino Josh Smith – J-Smoove J.
In the next few weeks, I will be experiencing some major life changes.
(Nothing serious; e-mail me if you really need details).
It does seem a little bizarre that two teams have made so many interrelated trades and moves over the span of two days.
But whatever, Cassel my boy, you were the shit this year.
This means that he'll miss tonight's game against the Knicks and is very disappointed, "I've been waiting to play here, it's always been a fun place for me to play here, and I'm surprised.