But as we established, KA women are super hot and you’re still going to ask them out, so the least I can do is try to help you navigate through a potentially dangerous situation.For those of you who are going to brave that date with a Korean American woman, I offer these survival tips.
He admits that Korean women are the most beautiful women in the world, but concludes by writing: “Even though it’s against my mother’s wishes, I probably won’t marry a Korean-American woman. They call me negative but I feel the most positive thing you can do is have the courage to address the painful realities in order to build a brighter future for our children.” If you look at the comments responding to Kim’s original post, you’ll see the strong outrage directed against him and his views.
I need to be passionately attracted to my significant other, and for the most part attractive Korean-American women have unattractive personal values. Now, I know that many of our readers have never dated a Korean American woman but want to because–and I totally agree with my boy Ricky here–they are .
First, let’s address the question of how materialistic KA women really are.
As Kim observes in his article: If a KA woman has agreed to go out on a date with you, it means she thinks you have money.
So, if you don’t drive a Benz or at least a Lexus, if you’re not going to show up at her door with a dozen roses in one hand and the latest Louis Vuitton purse in the other as your way of saying hello, if you can’t get a table next to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at the hottest restaurant in We Ho—then, you might as well stay home with a jar of Vaseline, some tissue and the cell phone photos you secretly snapped of that hot Korean chick who lives in your apartment complex and likes to lay out by the pool in her skimpy two-piece bikini because you have a better chance of scoring with your i Phone than you do on your date. Remember—you are dating a KA woman—the Mount Everest of women!
If you’re already the CEO of some Fortune 500 company or your last name is Clooney and you own a villa on a beautiful Italian lake, you have nothing to worry about. In America, the underdog (that’s you–in case you’re a little slow) can come out on top! Because we have access to that wonderful thing known as ! It’s going to be painful and expensive to reach this summit, but if you make it to the top and you plant your flag on that snowy peak, the fact that you will be bankrupt and in life-long debt will be worth it.
I usually like to spread them out, but I guess it’s just been one of those weeks where these urgent issues seem to be confronting us constantly.
If you’re Asian American and on Facebook, you may have noticed a link to this article being sent around in the past couple of days: The piece was posted a few months ago by Ricky Kim, a Korean American man like myself, and takes Korean American women to task for being superficial, materialistic and self-absorbed.
But your knowledge in this area is limited because the only Korean American women you know of are either cylons: Deserted on a strange tropical island: Or have a golf club permanently attached to their hands: So, you may be thinking: Are Korean American women really as bad as this guy Ricky Kim says? Not only that, but they’re actually far worse—my boy Ricky has only touched the tip of the iceberg.
In a poll that someone told me about seeing somewhere at some point in time, Korean American women were voted the most high-maintenance of all Asian American women and the least desirable as wife material because of this (Japanese American women were ranked most desirable as wife material because, well, they live to take care of their men).
The main thing to remember is—, under any circumstances, go within a half mile radius of any high-end shopping mall, Rodeo Drive, Brentwood—basically any place where she has the chance to say any variation of the following phrase: If you let this happen, it is the beginning of the end, my friend.